TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT CCECYOUTH TO ANNOY YOUR LEADER

Wed March 7, 2007

By Jackson Stace

Annoy

10 - In discussion groups, ask “Why?” to everything everyone says.

9 - As a group, ask your leader to the movies and then when you are all there, tell her that you all just assumed he would be paying.

8 - Pretend that your leader has been calling you the wrong name all year. “Um…I don’t want make a big deal but my name is actually Jess, you’ve been calling me Lucia for some reason”

7 - Go to ccecyouth with a green dot on your forehead.

6 - Turn up to ccecyouth in a Karate outfit and pretend you thought it was Wednesday night. In ‘frustration’, use one of the year 7 boys as a sparring partner.

5 - Ring your leader every night after dinner and give them a detailed account of grace including everything from who said it to how hard your mum was squeezing your hand.

4 - Ask your leader to explain predestination… every 5 mins.

3 - Lead them to believe you have quit school and count how many times they try to persuade you to return. (Particularly effective if you’re under 15)

2 - Every time they suggest an activity, say to your leader “My parents forbid that sort of frivolity at home and frankly I’m shocked you would suggest it”.

1 - Ask them what book in the bible they are reading and how they are finding it and then a week later when they ask you, tell them exactly the same word for word.

Got any more? Leave them in the comments…

5 responses

laachlan

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. thats the most hilarious thing everr. the movie one waas especially

laachlan | Thu March 8, 2007 | 4:05 pm

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
thats the most hilarious thing everr.
the movie one waas especially funny.

but dude do you have a life; or have all of these things actually been done to you?

dont let other people make other suggestions – its uniquely yours and they are. well. hilarious to say it in a word.

Dan

Clean up their house and tell them it was because

Dan | Thu March 8, 2007 | 4:41 pm

Clean up their house and tell them it was because you and your parents were becoming ‘concerned’.

Zacbot

haha thats so funny, break their lock-on set by getting sand

Zacbot | Thu March 8, 2007 | 7:20 pm

haha thats so funny,
break their lock-on set by getting sand in the trigger when oyu go to play lock-on at the sand dunes in nelsons bay

Penny

Give them chocolate and presents and tell them you love

Penny | Fri March 9, 2007 | 12:13 pm

Give them chocolate and presents and tell them you love them ~ ouch, that REALLY hurts :)

mattiusbootius

...or keep them awake for the majority of the night

mattiusbootius | Fri March 9, 2007 | 12:53 pm

…or keep them awake for the majority of the night every single camp they go on, every single night, watching the Chasers war on everything…

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